The following was sent to me by a friend and it is too good to not share. I do not know the source.
Questions were asked to young children and their answers are delightful.

Q. Why did God make moms?
A. To help us out of there when we were born.

Q. How did God make moms?
A. God made my mom just the same as He made me. He
just used bigger parts.

Q. What are moms made of?
A. God made moms out of clouds of dust and angel hair
and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

Q. What kind of little girl was your mom?
A. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess
would be pretty bossy.

Q. Why did your mom marry your dad?
A. My grandma says mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Q. Who's the boss at your house?
A. Mom doesn't want to be the boss but she has to because
dad's such a goof ball.

Q. What's the difference between moms and dads?
A. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without

Q. What would it take to make your mom perfect?
A. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think
some plastic surgery.

Behavioural Management Systems
Behavioural Management Systems - Rick Harper