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    Smile Funny Jokes...

    Figured we all need a laugh sometimes. So heres a few I've heard lately. If you have any feel free to share:

    Dear Karma I know that you are busy but there is a very deserving person in need of your immediate attention THANK YOU =)

    My business ain't Your business, So Unless your my Thong, DON'T be up My @$$ !!

    whats 6 in. long in a guys pants and girls like to blow it? MONEY!

    A husband and wife had been arguing all day. They pass a herd of jackasses. The husband says "relatives of yours?" wife replies, "yep in laws."

    Stop acting so dignified.. you were once shoved headfirst out of a vagina!

    I watched a PG movie without my parents permission. What. A. Rebel!

    If I'm smiling, I: A. Have no clue what's going on. B. Don't care and acting like I do poorly. C. I'm in my little world and would rather not be bothered.

    Girls are superheros. Who else can bleed for a week without dying?

    thinking that some people should have been a STAIN ON THE SHEETS INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My mother always taught me two wrongs doesn't make a right...My math teacher taught me that two negatives make a positive.obviously my mother was bad at math

    Why is it not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly?

    I just read that Gordon Brown was crowned this years 'Worst Dressed Man.' Lady Gaga must be devastated.

    I am wondering why all the airplane peanuts have huge stickers that say "MAY CONTAIN NUTS". It's a bag of peanuts, I'm pretty sure we know what's in there.

    A woman is helping her husband set up his laptop. It asks 4 a password. He puts 'penis' the wife falls off her chair laughing when it says 'password too short'


    Theres some laughs to start your day

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    A husband and wife had been arguing all day. They pass a herd of jackasses. The husband says “relatives of yours?“ wife replies, “yep in laws.“


    My mother always taught me two wrongs doesn't make a right...My math teacher taught me that two negatives make a positive.obviously my mother was bad at math

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    Ok first of all...whya re you telling my secrets?...lol.
    and secondly...the first one quoted was a true story!

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