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    Default Wedding Joke

    Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best- dressed mother- of-the-bride ever!


    A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.





    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'






    A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you
    going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.





    Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'





    NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?
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    LMAO! Awesome.

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    haha ... love it
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    thats great!
    “A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking,
    it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking”- Helen Rice

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    haha


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    aha Perfect

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    funny
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    that's freaking awesome.

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    OMG! I love that!!
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    that's awesome
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    I've heard that one before, but I do like it!

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    I like this one no matter how many times I see/hear it.

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    haha hilarious!!

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    Awesome!
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    Beautiful!
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