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    Default Christmas Story---Made me smile so I thought I'd share

    A Christmas Story... When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as

    fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

    Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed

    Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about

    to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows

    where.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy

    bag fell to the ground and all the thousands of toys were scattered.

    Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

    When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider

    and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug,

    and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went

    to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of it.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it

    open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

    The angel said very cheerfully,
    ...and in that moment I swear we were infinite.

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    I was wondering where that tradition came from.
    moving sucks

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    lmao
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    lmao! thanks for the laugh
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    Too funny!
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    Poor Angel!! LOL!

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