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    Default Little Jonnie at school!

    Kids in school one day were asked by the teacher what their dads names were and what they did for work.

    One answered Mike and hes a fireman, another answered Doug hes a doctor. One said her dad was a plumber and his name was Joe. Then came little Jonnie`s turn. What is your dads name and what does he do...Jonnie replied, my dad is Gerald and hes a stripper at a gay bar. Once in awhile he goes out back with men to give a b**w job. The teacher was shocked. After class she pulled Jonnie aside and asked is it true your dad is a stripper...little Jonnie replied No he plays for the toronto maple leafs BUT I was too embarrased to say that.



    A joke my mom passed on to me. The thing I find the funniest- My brother's name is Jonnie, my dad is Gerald. And he's a HUGE fan of the leafs.

    Hope you enjoy. I love the little Jonnie Jokes!

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    Lol!








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    Funny!!!
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