Kids in school one day were asked by the teacher what their dads names were and what they did for work.
One answered Mike and hes a fireman, another answered Doug hes a doctor. One said her dad was a plumber and his name was Joe. Then came little Jonnie`s turn. What is your dads name and what does he do...Jonnie replied, my dad is Gerald and hes a stripper at a gay bar. Once in awhile he goes out back with men to give a b**w job. The teacher was shocked. After class she pulled Jonnie aside and asked is it true your dad is a stripper...little Jonnie replied No he plays for the toronto maple leafs BUT I was too embarrased to say that.
A joke my mom passed on to me. The thing I find the funniest- My brother's name is Jonnie, my dad is Gerald. And he's a HUGE fan of the leafs.
Hope you enjoy. I love the little Jonnie Jokes!
